According to a press release e-mailed to The Huffington Post, this can all be yours for the eye-popping price of $10,010. Included in the package is:
- A red ruby ring (because, as Buzzfeed notes, "It's red. Like Pizza Hut.")
- Limo service (possibly to Pizza Hut)
- Fireworks show
And the extra $10 tacked on to the price tag is for the Pizza Hut dinner box, which, if you're even considering this, you already know contains "a medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box." Yummo!
There are only ten of these packages available, so act fast. Also, if your lover doesn't go for the whole handing a major life decision over to a chain pizza franchise thing, you won't get a do-over with another companion. It's one package per customer.
UPDATE: A Pizza Hut spokesperson says that within the last 24 hours, the company has received 800 "serious inquiries."