It's National Leave Work Early Day! We'll find out the best excuses to sneak out of the office, Heidi checks in from Oregon with a mushroom update, and we ask: have you already planned your own funeral? Plus, why do all dead guys seem to look the same? We've got a Pop History Quiz, celebrity birthdays, and music news. Also today: Pitt gets dropped, the unsexiest songs ever made love to, "the best you've ever had," and rubbing a bulls balls. Become a VIP to go back and check out the entire archives of The Heidi and Frank Show.