When we recently asked dudes to call in to our afternoon Cosmo Radio show, Cocktails with Patrick, and share the dirtiest phrases they use, we had no idea the phones would be blowing up for nearly an hour. If you missed the enlightening and laugh-out-loud segment, here’s the inside scoop on the words guys are uttering when you’re not around.
What they call your vagina:
meat curtains
the bearded clam
axe wound
ham wallet
What they call their junk:
lap rocket
purple-headed yogurt-slinger
tube steak
throat-yogurt maker
What they call sex:
making a deposit
bumping uglies
smashing pissers
paddling the pink canoe
What they call oral sex and variations on oral sex:
the Spiderman*
tossing salad*
rusty trombone*
the Eiffel tower*
Frank
