Here’s a suggestion, when a man walks into a bar (this isn’t the start of a joke) and he offers to provide you with a free breast exam, he’s probably not a real plastic surgeon.

The Idaho Statesman reports that a transgendered Boise woman, Kristina B. Ross, 37, claimed to be a plastic surgeon while dressed as a man and going by the name Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna. Believe it or not she actually convincing one lady to disrobe for the examination.

Several other women tried to reach the doctor at an office they didn’t work at. The entire incident has left Ross charged with two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license. Ross was also convicted of battery in 2003.

At the hearing the lawyer for the State said:

“The most concerning facts here are that [Ross] is not a doctor and that [Ross] is a male touching women’s breasts under the guise of being a female doctor.”

That statement caused Ross to gasp “Oh my god!”

So what do you say, are you ready to disrobe in a bar for a doctor? Maybe after a few too many?