Frank.  Here's my story - almost ruined my nice little football sunday.I wear my scotch lobster hat to show my pride and support for you guys.  Sunday morning, i woke up and realized that i didn't have anymore sweet nectar of life kodiak.  so before football started, i decided to take a nice little walk down to my local 7-11 store where Akmud was working.  He knows me by face and understands i either need said sweet nectar or zig-zags.

The walk is about 20 min from my place, but it was a nice sunday so i figured a little excercise doesn't hurt anyone.  Accompanying my walk, was my friend juniper the joint yes, i name my j's.  I finished my morning fun, approached 7-11, and noticed a cop car in the lot.  not thinking clearly, and focused on the new purchase of a shiny tin i entered the store.  The cop immediately looks at me after that stupid sound on the mat goes off, looks directly at me and says "Nice hat."  Now, at this junction of time, there are several things i could've done; namely, smiled and continued on making my purchase.  But, because i was high, and focused on a fresh lipper, i looked at him, put my fist in the air and said "frank army."

This was my mistake.  He looked at me with a glare probably looking at my blood shot eyes and said "are you kidding me?", shook his head and walked out.  Good thing, because jolly the joint was in my pocket for the walk home.
Word to your mother.