Well, Frank, the management of KABC-AM radio made a terrible decision regarding you, Frosty, and Heidi. They never should have hired such untalented, rude, crude, uninformed dolts to broadcast on the station. Obviously, they completely overlooked the fact that your target audience, 6 to 9 year old boys, is in school most of the year, and cannot listen. But, do not fear: Many former and new listeners will tune in to Larry Elder, whose background exceeds the total of the three of you.

It shows that background, research, and preparation, along with a great sense of humor and wit, will win out every time. Surely, you must have some talents that can earn you a living in some field. Perhaps Mr. Obama will decide to bail you out. Good luck in your new endeavors, and may you find suitable work outside the broadcast field.